It’s that time of year again, when strawberries increase in price, barley water is consumed in vast quantities and yellow balls are bouncing on usually empty courts. It’s Wimbledon fortnight, and a nation’s thoughts turn to how soon the British hopefuls will lose. Of course, tennis in video game form has a long and impressive history.
Some more motivation for a new week.
Fuck Yea, it’s Friday.
Take steps…
Poker Face is image meme created on the Internet. The meme consists of 4 panels in which the fourth panel consists of a guy doing the Poker Face.
Imagine if it was legal, you’d probably hear a lot of adverts like this on the radio.
You haven’t had motivation on a Monday for a while, so have these on us…
Sitting near my computer is a pile of unwatched films on DVD, each of them based on a computer game. They all have a bad reputation, both as films and as adaptations. But the other day I did pay my money and take a chance on visiting the cinema to check out Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time, the movie adaptation of the successful series. I was pleasantly surprised to find a summer blockbuster worth my time.
With the help of his magical talking computer, Spaceboy continues to keep the galaxy safe for all humankind. Stay tuned to Bloodthirsty Melon for future Spaceboy adventures!
Hitler advertises his new special edition version of his book Mein Kampf.
Well, we really have been as busy as the proverbial woodchucks in the mixedly metaphorical wood pile over the last few months.
A pair of door-to-door missionaries are caught off guard when somebody is interested in hearing their message. Unfathomable hilarity ensues.
Electronic Arts is in the headlines again, for its new Online Pass system. Many of its new sports titles will require a registration code for online play. This code will be included with new retail copies of the game, or can be purchased for a fee (set at $10 initially, under their Project Ten Dollar initiative).
Another Friday, Another Fuck Yea!
When his girlfriend discovers the truth about his identity, The Shirtless Vampire explains the facts and the myths regarding vampirism.



So Scottish developer Realtime Worlds has gone into administration, following the poor response to its online game APB, leaving ambitious future project MyWorld hanging in the balance. What has gone wrong for founder David Jones, and what impact will it have on the British software industry?
So, who are you anyway? Unkle Funkle, savour of the galaxy. Through the mighty weapon of da Funk I am taking over this planet – dance-step by dance-step. Describe your sound for us. I implanted the DNA of the original late 60′s and 70′s funkateers into my hips. That combined with my love for soul [...]
Lee is not doing very well at a speed dating event, until he meets a mysterious stranger.
Out very own Missy is taking part in 2010′s Playtex Moonwalk. Missy is doing the full moon (26.2 miles) so give her your full support.
This is what happens when you combine Star Wars, Action Figures and a guy with too much time on his hands.