As I discussed in the last Scambaiter Bot post, these Bots aren’t very convincing. This bot was exceptionally stupid, because in the first instant message it sent was so illogical it would convince even the most inexperienced user that it was a Bot.

Scams come in all shapes and sizes, but they are usually ridiculously poor. The latest type of scam is a series of rather pathetic bots which infest Yahoo Messenger. These bots pretend to be a sexy young lady who wants to meet you, just before giving the a link to some awful website. If you click [...]

Bimpe was a scammer I’d spoke to before, but said she didn’t love me anymore after a disagreement over an Elephant. This time she had some to forgotten all about that.

I have received hundreds (5) of e-mails regarding the J.A. Cares initiative. I feel a joy in my heart that goes all the way down to my bowels about the positive responses I have received. While I did not do this for my personal pleasure or gain, I have to admit this feeling ranks [...]

So, who are you anyway?
We’re Desolation Yes!
Describe your sound for us.
Hmmm, sort of industrial / techno/ rock pop; we’re told we’re highly infectious and will bury ourselves deep into your subconscious forever and ever. 
So you rate yourself then?
It’s not about rating yourself, everyone knows that!
Who are your influences?
We all have unbelievably large music collections so [...]

Describe your sound for us.
I am Grandma Caesar. As a solo artist, I mostly play swamp blues. as a member of Narcotic Lollipop, I play grungy garagey psych-punk-pop rock.
So you rate yourself then?
Yes. Occasionally, late at night, I rate myself then.
Who are your influences?
The Beatles. and Nirvana. and perhaps about two thousand [...]

talkmebabe (we could only assume they meant to pick the user name talktomebabe) is another person who randomly contacted me via Yahoo Messenger, but instead of wanting to give me love this time I was going to be offered a brilliant part time job.

Your roving reporter J.A. Laraque has traveled across Miami, Florida to bring you this exclusive report on the phenomena known as Black Friday. For those of you who do not know what black Friday is, it is the day that everyone becomes a crazed early morning shopper, hunting for those earth shattering deals.
Ever laugh [...]

So, who are you anyway?
My name is The Artist KcK, singer/songwriter born and raised in London UK.
Describe your sound for us.
The music I create has an old school/modern twist. It’s about real life. It’s a totally new sound yet feels as though it has always been there. The lyrical content is simple yet very [...]

Joyce Kuzagbe was a random who just started talking to me via Yahoo Messenger one day. Unfortunately she wasn’t too bright.