Hello all, it’s been a long while since we had a good Scambaiter. So here we go again, this time with someone calling themselves ‘Miranda Lawrence’ who wants to buy a car.

Good Evening,
Thanks for your quick response and am also excited to hear from you the car is still available for sale and thanks for the information you just gave about the car and am quite delighted to hear from you the car is still in great conditions .

Dear Dish Network,
Hello. I am not a customer nor do I ever plan to be. Do you want to know why? It is not because your channel lineup sucks and you have less HD channels than local television, it is because of the event I am about to describe.
August 12th – I was sitting [...]

Our friend Zest kicked off the fifth season of his Radio show on Saturday Night. I know, we are late with the news again, but we thought better late than never, so here is the Zest TV video to promote their Radio Show.
Obviously when Zest gets a TV show will use his Radio Jingle video [...]

I think there is a severe shortage of baked beans. I can’t find any anywhere. I’ve tried all of the supermarkets on our road and they all seem to have run out. I asked if they had any “out back” - they didn’t or haven’t. They’re not sure when they are getting any in again [...]

I’m not here to type this. You’re not there to read it. Nothing exists anymore. Literally nothing.
The Large Hadron Collider was fired up earlier this week. This wasn’t really that big a deal, but some barmy Americans decided that it was going to end the world. They took the owners and scientists responsible for the [...]

A genetic penis enlargement pill is set to hit the market in the next few years. After the miracle blue pill that turned Bob Dole’s into Bill Clinton’s clinical tries are set to begin within a year to test a new product dealing with gene manipulation, one large wang for man, one giant ego [...]

Q. So, who are you anyway?
We are The Upbeat Glass Smash! Or ThUGS for short.  Anonymity - I can’t decide if that’s good or not - works for Daft Punk doesn’t it?  …..Although they have names don’t they?  The Upbeat Glass Smash started firstly with the purchase of the popular ‘music series’ on the Playstation and [...]

Here is an old classic, resurrected in the name of progress.
GASP at the improved EQ of the guitars!
REEL IN AWE at the slightly increased tempo!
STAND AGHAST at the better overall mix!
WILT at the better played bassline!
FURROW YOUR BROW at the missing chuggas at the beginning of each chorus!
New equipment calls for redoing old songs, [...]

The presidential race can now be summarized like this: Barack Obama is the teenaged rocker jamming to some tune in his apartment and John McCain is the old man who lives below him pounding his cane against the ceiling screaming ‘Turn that damned music down.’
One would think the McCain campaign would be trying everything it [...]