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Kill all Hippies

by Doug on Oct 18, 2006 in Article

Now those of you that know me personally will know that I am a tolerant peaceful being, not all prone to violent bouts of cursing or profanity. Those who don’t will be shocked to learn that sometimes I can be a little angry. Is angry the right word? I certainly have certain triggers that cause uncontrollable rage, the French for example just plain annoy me, and I have been known rant a little.

Fuck it. I’m an arsehole. I know this, and have come to terms with it and my friends tolerate it as minor flaw. I think if more people could do this then the world would be a nicer place. I hold views and beliefs that are my own, if you don’t like them, fuck you. We can still be friends. I’m not going to hold it against you. , unless of course you are a Scientologist in which case I may be to busy pissing myself at you to introduce myself. Childbirth in silence? Are you retarded? Its the most painful natural thing a woman can experience, and they are full within there rights to declare at the top of their lungs exactly their feelings, and any assorted insults about the man who impregnated them. That aside I that I am allowed as a person to express my views, and you yours. However I never said I wouldn’t take the piss a bit, or even a lot.  Don’t annoy me with your principles or I will annoy you.


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