HansIsland 32

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Prune Juice should be classed as a lethal weapon and Mounties always get their man Mounties love men Dark Matter, Black Matter, Doesnt matter Mr T. has known about this for years. Wilhelm Reich, Nikola Tesla and TH Moray where all right. Free energy for everyone. Get Giant Squid, [...]

Hansisland 31

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Gearing up for 2007… Its going to be great!
Would you like to leave a message for miss Hilton? What a waste of organic matter.
Colonic, hydrotherapy. Arse-wash; whatever you call it its just like coffee and Danish.
Bill Wood playing rock and roll again – tell Bill he’s great at wood.william@gmail.com

Colonic – (arse rinse) – [...]

HansIsland 30

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Extending the shelf life of soft fruit? Why would you use a pyramid… maybe its too organic hmm.
Jesper Rasmussen in England protesting against animal testing.
Vasectomy, chopperation, male sterilisation; whatever you call it it hutrs like hell.
Haven’t podcasted for a month because my testicles hurt.

Vasetomy
Sudoku
Tesla Coil with Double Helix
Obscureinternet

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HansIsland 29 – ObscureInternet Special

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Another trip to Hansisland for ObscureInternet.com, a shorter trip this time but still as funny I hope you’ll agree.
Here’s a million – get punched in the shoe. Yoda is, in dwarfen terms, the best golfer in the world. Another Lexus to the little green man!
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HansIsland 28 – ObscureInternet Special

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Obscureinternet make a visit to Hansisland via a Hotel room and several bottles of Red Wine. Subjects ranging from Stephen Hawkings famous quote Ration the Coke to grey squirrels being the source of all evil. Podsafe and homemade music kindly from Bill Wood. The blonde one out of Cagney and Lacey is obviously a time [...]

Hansisland 027

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Look at all the links this time.. Lots to talk about. – Savonius Windmills, ‘The whole moonlanding thang was a dang hoax!’ Mr. Robins, the prospector (stinky Pete) from HansIsland. Danish people need to toughen up man!.

Quiet Revolution –
We are the web –
NASA looses film –
Cats that look [...]

Hansisland 026

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Timetravel, SUVs and Orgone energy are discussed in true Hansisland Fashion ie. Robert doesn’t completely know what he is talking about. Whats with the postman encouraging dogs to chew mail? Where did that come from? Enjoy

Tesla Tech Announcement –
Wilhelm Reich –
City SUVs –
Primer –
Danshoppen –

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Hansisland 025

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- Censorship is on the cards this time, along with Marion Island and Mega Blox!.
– Jesper Rasmussen gets it wrong outside Walmart HQ!

Marion Island –

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Hansisland 024

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- Dan Browns orgasm? Browns Gas? and a car that runs on a Joe Cell!.
– HansIsland gets linked with Bornholm, round churches and the Knights Templar! – Indoor skiing in a country like scotland is [...]

Hansisland 023

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 - Jesper Rasmussen goes to Hamburg to protest against the ‘Freedom of the Seas’ . A F*** off huge boat.
– Donald F Trump gets a seeing to in Scotland where he intends to build yet [...]

Hansisland 022

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Brought to you by the letters A for Alaska and O for Oilspil (thanks George)….
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Hansisland 021

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Brought to you by the letter H . H for hydrogen and H for holisticism. Mostly because hydrogen is cool, but also because holisticism takes most scrabble players by surpise.
Real men save wales, real men scale walls of nuclear installations with banners. Real men don’t smell of hair gel [...]

Hansisland 020

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Brought to you by the letters G and W in great anticipation of not having to mention these two letters in the same sentence ever again
Iceland is great. Lets not be all swedish about it and run around singing ‘its the final countdown’. If youre going to show someone your bottom [...]

Hansisland 019

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New Format. Torsten the Hansisland Computer gets introduced. Dog Crap and minimotor bikes receive special mention in the hansisland awards and Toptips. Yoda the speaking clock is tried out as is audrey the electronic voice.

MiniChopper – total waste of space
Quickfire – Bullets kill people
One laptop / child –
Neanderthal [...]

Hansisland 018

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Environmental man persuading to watch next months eclipse on the web instead.
Teddys in Munich can still get to f***.
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