Bill Wood Rocks – Lately (New Mix)
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Here is an old classic, resurrected in the name of progress. GASP at the improved EQ of the guitars! REEL IN AWE at the slightly increased tempo! STAND AGHAST at the better overall mix! WILT at the better played bassline! FURROW YOUR BROW at the missing chuggas at the beginning of each chorus! New equipment [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Me and You
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The purpose of this wee dittie was to make sure I still had "it". Obviously "it" is a subjective article and I can say without prejudice or (more importantly) any justification whatsoever that I do, in fact, still have "it". However this would be a very short song description where I not to continue, so [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Lately
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Men (or women) have two choices when selecting a partner of the opposite (or same – but that would be gay) sex. That is, firstly, do you go for a woman (or man) with a mind of his (or her) own, with actual opinions (right or wrong) that have been formed through their own deliberation [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Prepare for Sodomy
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About nine month ago Bill sent my all his music and a description of five of those tracks to post on the site. They where posted on the site, and so I told Bill, as soon as you get the descriptions of the other tracks to me I’ll post them on the site. I never [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – I Believed
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About nine month ago Bill sent my all his music and a description of five of those tracks to post on the site. They where posted on the site, and so I told Bill, as soon as you get the descriptions of the other tracks to me I’ll post them on the site. I never [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Gay Car
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About nine month ago Bill sent my all his music and a description of five of those tracks to post on the site. They where posted on the site, and so I told Bill, as soon as you get the descriptions of the other tracks to me I’ll post them on the site. I never [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Thats how we do it out in the woods
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Sometimes I think to myself – what is the most offensive thing that I have ever done. Could it be blacking myself up with lipstick and wandering around a predominantly black area of Nottingham under the somewhat shaky guise of having “been down’t pit”? Could it be wandering the streets of my native Hartlepool topless [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Giving Should Be Easy
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To be fair, one of the most honest songs I’ve ever written. It’s all about really really wanting someone and not being able to have them. You know it could work and you know it would work but you don’t know why the object of your affection won’t let it work. Could be my favourite. [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – Keep it Shut
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This is the only one of my own songs that’s not by me. My mate Dave wrote the lyrics about one of his exes and I stole them from his house when he wasn’t looking. Minutes later this songs existed – it literally took as long as it takes to listen to to write the [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – New Song Playing
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Balls out rock. And believe me, I know about balls out. This is all about knowing that the end of a relationship is looming. This put me in a tricky position as the person to whom I would usually perform my developing compositions was in fact the subject of this song. Thus I had to [...]
Bill Wood Rocks – The Pub Song
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This song was originally acoustic only and dedicated to my unrequited affection for one of my best friends mates. She, fortunately for both of us, remained unrequited (save the odd fumble) and in a rare moment of self respect I altered the theme of the song to the much more worthy subject of drinking a [...]
J.A. Cares Issue 11
Unemployment is just too much fun which is why there hasn’t been a new post since like forever. However, as the e-mail inbox continues to stack up (all spam) it’s time to get back to work. Since we are in wedding season I decided to try and help (ridicule) someone who is having a problem with a bachelor party.
MySpace Interview – Unkle Funkle
So, who are you anyway? Unkle Funkle, savour of the galaxy. Through the mighty weapon of da Funk I am taking over this planet – dance-step by dance-step. Describe your sound for us. I implanted the DNA of the original late 60′s and 70′s funkateers into my hips. That combined with my love for soul [...]
The Optometrist Song
I foresee a world in which the parents complain that all they ever hear on the radio are songs about visiting the optometrist. This is the catalyst.
Comedy Poop – Botsexual
Lee is not doing very well at a speed dating event, until he meets a mysterious stranger.
Missy is doing the Playtex Moonwalk
Out very own Missy is taking part in 2010′s Playtex Moonwalk. Missy is doing the full moon (26.2 miles) so give her your full support.
StarWarsFail.com
This is what happens when you combine Star Wars, Action Figures and a guy with too much time on his hands.
