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I suspect that a ‘half moon’ is a result of my eyebeams having to travel so far (and back again), that the latency results in me thinking there’s only ‘half’ a moon. But how does that explain a full moon?hansisland
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Why is it called ANTarctic and not ANTIarctic? hansisland
If it was ANTIartic that would suggest that it is opposite of Arctic which as any self respecting geologition will tell you is absurd, the Antarctic is 200 nautical miles east of the Artic, its [...]
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Are ‘eyebeams’ analogue waves or are they digital (made up for the sake of quantum fruitcakes) particals? hansisland
Eyebeams are unique, they are neither analogue or digital, they are combination of the 2, they are danalogital, although they are made of 1’s and 0’s there are [...]
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How come babies can piss through a hard on? [...]
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Strawberries and Champagne are a hit with women, what other [...]
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Is a Zebra black with white stripes? or is it [...]
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck [...]
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What was it like in Portsmouth in the late 1980s [...]
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Blonde Cycle. What happens during that period in the [...]
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One touch attractionWhat will i do with all my old [...]
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Scientifical blockbuster If I hire Mission Impossible 3 from [...]
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyell-llantysiliogogogoch How do you spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch ?
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyell-llantysiliogogogoch [...]
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Moaning about her job again
Why haven’t I got a job yet?
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Why do explosions always go upwards?
The direction of a blast is totally dependant [...]
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