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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. I suspect that a ‘half moon’ is a result of my eyebeams having to travel so far (and back again), that the latency results in me thinking there’s only ‘half’ a moon. But how does that explain a full moon?hansisland Wrong wrong wrong. How come you told me that [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. Why is it called ANTarctic and not ANTIarctic? hansisland If it was ANTIartic that would suggest that it is opposite of Arctic which as any self respecting geologition will tell you is absurd, the Antarctic is 200 nautical miles east of the Artic, its only the likes of lazy [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. Are ‘eyebeams’ analogue waves or are they digital (made up for the sake of quantum fruitcakes) particals? hansisland Eyebeams are unique, they are neither analogue or digital, they are combination of the 2, they are danalogital, although they are made of 1′s and 0′s there are an infinite amount [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. How come babies can piss through a hard on? Bill It is only after [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Strawberries and Champagne are a hit with women, what other laxetives make them feel [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Is a Zebra black with white stripes? or is it white with black stripes? [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? KevB, Forum [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. What was it like in Portsmouth in the late 1980s ?hansisland, Forum How perceptive [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Blonde Cycle. What happens during that period in the middle of the washing machine [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. One touch attractionWhat will i do with all my old VHS tapes? Well, I [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Scientifical blockbuster If I hire Mission Impossible 3 from Blockbuster, will the profits go [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyell-llantysiliogogogoch How do you spell Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch ? Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyell-llantysiliogogogoch Even people who live in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch, [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Moaning about her job again Why haven’t I got a job yet? The job [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Kabloom Why do explosions always go upwards? The direction of a blast is totally [...]
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Welcome to Ask the Fucking Professor. If you have a question or a problem that cannot be answered by anyone, do not despair, you can always Ask the Professor! If Professor Lazarus can’t find the answer then there probably isn’t one. Everyone needs banging neighbours Why do my upstairs neighbours only ever shag or kick [...]
Obscure Gamer – (Real)time has run out
So Scottish developer Realtime Worlds has gone into administration, following the poor response to its online game APB, leaving ambitious future project MyWorld hanging in the balance. What has gone wrong for founder David Jones, and what impact will it have on the British software industry?
MySpace Interview – Unkle Funkle
So, who are you anyway? Unkle Funkle, savour of the galaxy. Through the mighty weapon of da Funk I am taking over this planet – dance-step by dance-step. Describe your sound for us. I implanted the DNA of the original late 60′s and 70′s funkateers into my hips. That combined with my love for soul [...]
Comedy Poop – Botsexual
Lee is not doing very well at a speed dating event, until he meets a mysterious stranger.
Missy is doing the Playtex Moonwalk
Out very own Missy is taking part in 2010′s Playtex Moonwalk. Missy is doing the full moon (26.2 miles) so give her your full support.
StarWarsFail.com
This is what happens when you combine Star Wars, Action Figures and a guy with too much time on his hands.
