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I suspect that a ‘half moon’ is a result of my eyebeams having to travel so far (and back again), that the latency results in me thinking there’s only ‘half’ a moon. But how does that explain a full moon?hansisland
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Why is it called ANTarctic and not ANTIarctic? hansisland
If it was ANTIartic that would suggest that it is opposite of Arctic which as any self respecting geologition will tell you is absurd, the Antarctic is 200 nautical miles east of the Artic, its [...]

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Are ‘eyebeams’ analogue waves or are they digital (made up for the sake of quantum fruitcakes) particals? hansisland
Eyebeams are unique, they are neither analogue or digital, they are combination of the 2, they are danalogital, although they are made of 1’s and 0’s there are [...]

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