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By Lazarus on Dec 28, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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As a Christmas treat OI has put together a blooper reel of some of the [...]
By Lazarus on Sep 24, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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Do aeroplanes have horns?
john_lillie
Yes, this is because the majority of modern airplanes no longer [...]
By Lazarus on Sep 17, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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What’s super about Super Noodles? bulletnut
Its unique to ability to become weak, limp [...]
By Lazarus on Jun 18, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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Where have I been for the last 4 months…..?!?!? nic
It appears you have fallen [...]
By Lazarus on Jun 11, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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3 Films bruce willis has saved the world in?kal
6th Sense - By helping the [...]
By Lazarus on Jun 4, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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Who would win in a fight, chuck norris or jesus?Crag2804
Oh Crag, I thankyou, [...]
By Lazarus on May 29, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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Why will my father not return me to the palace he stole me from? [...]
By Lazarus on Apr 30, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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I suspect that a ‘half moon’ is a result of my eyebeams having to travel so far (and back again), that the latency results in me thinking there’s only ‘half’ a moon. But how does that explain a full moon?hansisland
Wrong wrong wrong.
How come you told me that the tablet [...]
By Lazarus on Apr 23, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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Why is it called ANTarctic and not ANTIarctic? hansisland
If it was ANTIartic that would suggest that it is opposite of Arctic which as any self respecting geologition will tell you is absurd, the Antarctic is 200 nautical miles east of the Artic, its [...]
By Lazarus on Apr 16, 2007 in Article, The Professor | 0 Comments
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Are ‘eyebeams’ analogue waves or are they digital (made up for the sake of quantum fruitcakes) particals? hansisland
Eyebeams are unique, they are neither analogue or digital, they are combination of the 2, they are danalogital, although they are made of 1’s and 0’s there are [...]