J.A. Cares Issue #1

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Hello friends,
Being one of the top comedy writers at Obscure-Internet it not just a job, it’s an adventure. All the money and fame that comes with such a high profile position has not caused me to forget about the little people. To give back to the community I have decided to help the downtrodden people [...]

Viagra Moments: A J.A. Laraque Top Five

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First of all let me be honest, I hate erectile dysfunction commercials almost as much as I hate the The View. Watching a good television show only to be interrupted by some guy talking about how he can’t please his gracefully maturing wife is as disturbing as over hearing your parent’s having sex.
I’m thirty two [...]

Phone Sex Failures

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Ladies and gentlemen, mainly gentlemen, as anyone of us who has tried this knows, internet dating can be as dangerous as walking through an insane asylum on razorblade day. The sea of emotionally unstable ticking time-bombs is extremely hard to maneuver through. If you are lucky enough to stagger your way [...]

How to Treat a Lady

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1. When she asks how she looks shrug and say “could be better” this will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her [...]

Great Sex Tips For Men Part 4

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A what to do better sex guide
I found it hard to describe how to have sex (since its a subject that can fill the Kama-Sutra and 1000 other books), so I decided to include these rules that some homeless man told me in exchange for some sweet loving.
Remember, it [...]

If you’re like me, you will be pissed off because you have recently been arrested for murder again. People have been murdering for the last few hundred thousand years and just because of DNA and modern police methods does mean there’s a reason to get caught. Follow these four rules, and you’ll soon [...]

An Obscure Religion

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What’s the point of living if you can’t be god. Well if I can’t be a god I my as well create me own. A properly created religion can give you personal control influence guidance over the wallets minds hearts of those who feel that being a Free-Thinking Individual is way too much work.
Here’s [...]

Hollywood lessons: How to get the girl.

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I have started looking towards Hollywood for new ways of meeting women and getting them to like me. I’ve realized that the most important thing to do is to not have a legitimate well-paying job. This is an absolute no-no and will immediately get you cast as the villian. Also, shaving and wearing nice clothing [...]

Mastering the Web

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Hi folks! My name is Glen, and the Web Master here. Web Mastering is an interesting profession that you can enjoy it and earn millions of pounds in just a few months. This is a cool job if you hate people, and love stealing information from others…
There are great opportunities all [...]