J.A. Cares Issue 10

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My new year’s resolution was to work harder than ever, that was before my job gave me the boot. Lord Obama called me upset because me being unemployed hurt his job numbers. Obscure Internet called asking why if I was unemployed I was not submitting more.

J.A.’s : Things we do because we are suppose to but rather not – II

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They say having children is necessary to keep the species going. The problem is that the dumber and uglier people are the more likely they are to have kids and lots of them

Breaking Down Online Dating Profiles – J.A. Style

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So this last week an issue came up where it was believed I was out searching the online dating world for a love nougat, while it wasn’t the case it did get me thinking about online dating again, but more specifically the profiles of the women out there.

J.A. Cares Issue #8

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The maintenance staff here at ObscureInternet world headquarters brought me a new desk chair. The old one had a… incident. It seems you cannot lean all the way back in the default office chairs while typing on your wireless keyboard and eating fish and chips, who would have known.

J.A. Cares Issue #7.5

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You found yourself deep in the throes of passion and in a moment of weakness uttered the words; let’s get married. Perhaps you really wanted to get married, but if you are a man then it is clear you didn’t know what you were getting into.

J.A. Cares Issue #7

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Summer is the time for blockbuster popcorn flicks, trips to the beach and hopefully BBQ’s that don’t suck. However, it is, unfortunately, also a prime time for some to get married.

J.A. Cares Issue #6

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This time on J.A. Cares. J.A. has dug through his pile of e-mails to bring you another caring letter from an adoring fan.

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse #3

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There is only so much of a budget for a movie and so one sure way to save on costs is to stuff everyone in a bunker or other tight space for about 80% of it. However, there comes the time that you either run out of supplies or your location is no longer secure.

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse #2

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So you’ve survived the swine flu Lord Obama has tested his loyal subjects with. This is a good thing and you may be worthy, but you are not yet ready. The Zombie Apocalypse is still upon us and you must be prepared, so, let’s continue.

Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse – A J.A. Care’s #5 Special Event Part 1

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Even though 2012 is still a bit of a ways away people are already bombarding my office here at the ObscureInternet world headquarters about what they should do to try to survive the coming apocalypse.

Dating Deal-Breakers

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Some of you may think finding a date is easy, but as one of the many things the interwebs have taught me truly it is not.

J.A. Cares Issue #4

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With the re-launch of the Obscure Internet website and the fact that management told me I would not be getting a raise this year. I with all my heart and dedication to my craft present the adoring public with yet another J.A. Cares.

J.A. Cares Issue #3

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It is 2009; we have a black president, a black head of the RNC and a black attorney general. If you did not know this, these three things are the signs of the apocalypse and our end will come soon (2012).

J.A. Cares Issue #2

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I have received hundreds (5) of e-mails regarding the J.A. Cares initiative. I feel a joy in my heart that goes all the way down to my bowels about the positive responses I have received. While I did not do this for my personal pleasure or gain, I have to admit this feeling ranks [...]