I have received hundreds (5) of e-mails regarding the J.A. Cares initiative. I feel a joy in my heart that goes all the way down to my bowels about the positive responses I have received. While I did not do this for my personal pleasure or gain, I have to admit this feeling ranks [...]

Your roving reporter J.A. Laraque has traveled across Miami, Florida to bring you this exclusive report on the phenomena known as Black Friday. For those of you who do not know what black Friday is, it is the day that everyone becomes a crazed early morning shopper, hunting for those earth shattering deals.
Ever laugh [...]

Hello friends,
Being one of the top comedy writers at Obscure-Internet it not just a job, it’s an adventure. All the money and fame that comes with such a high profile position has not caused me to forget about the little people. To give back to the community I have decided to help the downtrodden [...]

When Words Hurt
There are several statements that can pour from the mouths of women. Statements that will turn the bravest man into a quivering pile of goo. Some are so devastating that just seeing her begin to utter the words will send you running. These statements include: “Awe, it’s so tiny and cute.” “The [...]

Dear Dish Network,
Hello. I am not a customer nor do I ever plan to be. Do you want to know why? It is not because your channel lineup sucks and you have less HD channels than local television, it is because of the event I am about to describe.
August 12th – I was sitting [...]

A genetic penis enlargement pill is set to hit the market in the next few years. After the miracle blue pill that turned Bob Dole’s into Bill Clinton’s clinical tries are set to begin within a year to test a new product dealing with gene manipulation, one large wang for man, one giant ego [...]

The presidential race can now be summarized like this: Barack Obama is the teenaged rocker jamming to some tune in his apartment and John McCain is the old man who lives below him pounding his cane against the ceiling screaming ‘Turn that damned music down.’
One would think the McCain campaign would be trying everything it [...]

First of all let me be honest, I hate erectile dysfunction commercials almost as much as I hate the The View. Watching a good television show only to be interrupted by some guy talking about how he can’t please his gracefully maturing wife is as disturbing as over hearing your parent’s having sex.
I’m thirty two [...]

Gather round little children and I will tell you a tale. This story starts in the little city of Chicago, Illinois, the windy city, home of Al Capone and those awful Chicago Cubs. This is the story of little J.A. Laraque, well, honestly I was not little, neither in age or [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, mainly gentlemen, as anyone of us who has tried this knows, internet dating can be as dangerous as walking through an insane asylum on razorblade day. The sea of emotionally unstable ticking time-bombs is extremely hard to maneuver through. If you are lucky enough to stagger your way [...]